he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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