It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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