How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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