But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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