winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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