great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I puked a lego.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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