Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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