Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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