what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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