She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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