It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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