nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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