This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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