Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's shark week go big or go home
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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