i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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