This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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