Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
