Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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