butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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