STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
