oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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