I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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