nut hugger
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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