why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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