Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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