I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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