lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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