just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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