i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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