there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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