i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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