oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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