They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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