omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
