I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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