she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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