420 ftw
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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