READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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