Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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