You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
