i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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