just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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