If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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