The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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