Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize