I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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