You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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