Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bet he comes in French.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out