So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.