i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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