He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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