dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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