yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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