I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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