I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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