Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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