O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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